Joke Of The Week

!! At night, a thief came in and stole a madman’s tv and dvd. On geting out of d house, d madman wake up and chase d thief.
After 2 hrs race, d thief gave up, he start pleading but d madman replied ~Dont worry, i wanted to give you d remotes.

!!!There was a couple sleeping. The wife had a bad dream, she woke up scared and cried.


Her husband comforted her and asked why she cried, she replied: “I had a dream that a very rich and handsome man kidnapped me from you.”

 Husband: “It is ok honey, it was just a dream.”

Wife responded loudly: “That is why I’m crying.”